THE WONDER OF NATURE

The Adventist sang, "There's a wonder of sunset at evening, a wonder of sunrise I see." Yes! The East ball smiles as it kisses everything we call His creation, it's warmth enveloping even the small lizards. It's hues spreads painting the blue canvas a kaleidoscope,a rainbow as it dips it's head in setting below the deep waters of The Nile's Lake Victoria. It rests upon...

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HOOKED

Let  X be the value of my love for you Then Y be the erotic sense you've enthralled me with X+Y would be our symmetric set of keys Those that would open the depths of our love If you assume P as the width of our future And Q as the length of sparks we share, Then PQ has an infinite value Darling, your sinful stare makes me excited  And your apparent...

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THE RISE AND RISE OF ETHIC AND THEIR COPYCATS

Once upon a time in a land in the east side of Africa called Kenya something spellbinding happened. A group of libertine  slice-of-life young boys from an area called eastlands decided to compose a song. The song wasn't artistic like an Orchestra symphony by Dolly Parton or socially conscious like an album lead-single from Nassir Bin Olu Dara Jones popularly known...

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LOST AT HEART

A love seemingly absent Yet it's so alive in me My mind questions but,  My heart beats to one rhythm The mind beats "You should go" But my heart beats "I should love" See, my heart has its mind, And my mind has its mind! What did i ever do but love? Loved insanely but grey ticks came in handy. And since when did a question mean arguing? Mystery never unfolding, Love...

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OUR SOCIETY

Our society has painted it's mark indelibly, And deeply curved itself onto our future. Our society has built itself on the idea of lust, Watered our brains with it's desire, And cultured our growth on it's glorification. So we live to lust. Music, our most powerful conveyer of cultural growth speaks not less, Over perfectly formed beats, lust is proudly preached, Our...

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LET'S BE, ETERNALLY

I used to hear the vibrations, And see their's align in dance, I used to hear the melodies, And wonder why the notes sounded so blunt. I used to tune my strings too tight, I used to bruise strings on each strum, And break them on each pick. For I knew not how best to listen, For then I couldn't feel the music, For to me the music was just a show, And the players futile...

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CHUKA CHUO KIZURI

Mandhari yapendeza, kwa hakika si utani,  Mazingira kukoleza, uzuri uso kifani,  Majengo kahanikiza, pia nzuri bustani,  Chuo Kikuu cha Chuka, Chuo kizuri hakika. Katabiri Bi Kanyua, miaka ya hamsini,  Mlima utaja kua, maeneo ya Ndagani,  Na kweli yakatimia, chuo hiki yamkini,  Chuo Kikuu cha Chuka, Chuo kizuri hakika. Naibu...

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THIS KINDA LOVE?!...MPAKA LINI??!

                                                                  Nikiandika hii story sio eti niko kwa comfort zone,, Nashangaa vile life iko mpaka nimekaa kwa kibanda,, Nimekosa piece...

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NOSTALGIA!

Let’s take a walk down memory lane to the good old days, savor the richness of smells when the rains hit the thirsty soils, the aura of fragrances when green clothes the fields up to the horizons, the tranquility of the hills and plains in the backdrop, where my friends and I would slide down on my father’s wooden Coca-Cola crate. Take a trip down memory lane...

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HII STORY NI NGORI!

Alipokaa chini na kuniambia hiyo story,,  Huku akitokwa mpaka na machozi,,            For real bro,,   Nilikuwa really sorry,,   Nilitamani kumpea advice ya wale wasee kama akina Oduori,,   But hii situation ilikuwa tu ngori,,     Hivi ndio alianza,,"Nakumbuka hizo enzi,,,  ...

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SEX RUINED MY HAPPY RELATIONSHIP

by Vincent Owino Are you dating? Are you happy? If your answer to both of these questions is yes, then you may agree with this. “A relationship begins to die the moment sex is introduced into it.” These are the exact words of a rueful varsity student who will give it all to just turn back the clock and return to just a year ago. “I will do it right I swear; I will...

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FORGIVE YOURSELF

By Virginia Kaggia It’s easy to forget we aren’t indestructible. Blinded by burning, scaring heights of being on the earth, it is easy to feel untouchable and firmly in control; hands on the wheel, life grasped tight and warm in both fists. We forget we don’t   possess infinite wisdom or the ability to know the outcome of every choice we make. Our skin isn’t...

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MASS ORDER DNA

By Bildad Makori This  is quite a complex and sensitive 'bill' or matter that I think has been overlooked and BOOM! It has already been signed/approved by our Commander in Chief, His Excellency. It has already sparked heated debates across the media platforms on whether it was a right move by the president of the republic of Kenya given that this move will sort of...

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CHARACTERSTICS OF KENYAN MANCHESTER UNITED FANS

As Kenyans we love European football. Manchester United is one of the most supported football clubs in the 254. Even though the team has been struggling recently and even sacking their manager Jose Morinho in unceremonious announcement  the support hasn't dwindled a bit. Only real red devil fans exhibit the following characteristics They drop all their other plans...

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A FUTURE WIFE MATERIAL IN CAMPUS

Many relationships in campus are founded on basis of carnal lust and sensual debauchery. As a result very few of them manage to survive the test of time and thrive to the happy path of marriage in future. The main reason as to why many of these relationships end up in a fiasco is the wrong choices dudes make in choosing who to date. There is an old adage that goes...

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HOW TO PASS EXAMS WITHOUT ATTENDING LECTURES

In my past articles I have in many occasions addressed the delicate issue of truancy and how it can be detrimental to one's studies in campus. But I'm surprised at how many people still decided to give me a deaf ear. In our class for example there are people who can never attend classes even if the lecturer is as strict as a major in the army, and no matter how dire the...

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WHY GIRLS ARE REJECTING YOU IN CAMPUS

The other day I was talking to a campus friend of mine and he confided in me the way girls he was planning to game have been giving him rough time one after the other. I sought to find out why and upon doing my close investigations I realized he had a problem. First get it in your head that a girl has every right to reject you if she doesn't have deep feelings for you...

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Those Wishes

Sometimes I have these thoughts Random and wild i say Thoughts that make me smile Smile and wish for other things Simpler things Right now I wish I was born in a different age Preferably preindustrial age And precisely in the stone age I know what you are thinking That I am a party pooper And I don't appreciate The good things of today Quite on the contrary I say I will most likely miss the internet And the baked foods and salads But still I will...

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HOW TO APPROACH GIRLS IN CAMPUS WITHOUT APPEARING AWKWARD

Two of the biggest challenges a campus boy faces in seduction process is how to start a convo with a girl and how to climax and finish it without appearing awkward. You spot a really fine chick walking merrily in a group of bevy of beauties and you feel intimidated. You want to approach her but again you feel like your vibe might backfire. Approaching girls in campus...

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KEY POINTS PICKED FROM PROFESSOR GETENGA’S TALK ON ACADEMIC WRITING

For the better part of my campus life, I haven’t gotten to be in the audience of an inspiring, motivating and encouraging session such as that we had with Professor Getenga on the night of 30th Feb 2018 at the Writers Guild Chuka Meeting. The talk was divided into two inspirational parts, one being subjective and the other objective. In the first part, Prof shared his...

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