Even though the team has been struggling recently and even sacking their manager Jose Morinho in unceremonious announcement the support hasn't dwindled a bit.
Only real red devil fans exhibit the following characteristics
They drop all their other plans on weekend to watch Man United game
This is a no-brainer characteristics. I know a few united fans who rescheduled their weddings upon realizing that a big match was due on weekend they were meant to tie a knot.Crazy.A real fan will also skip work, business meetings and even their own birthdays just to watch a man united game. That's passion at its best.
They probably know more facts about man united than they know their lives
Who was Manchester United boss in 1984?
Where was your family living in 1999?
Which manchester united player scored most goals in 2004?
How old was your mum in 2004?
What year was Manchester United founded?
When was your little sister born?
Don't be surprised if a Kenyan man united fan knows most of the answers to the first question than the second .
For all intents and purpose it's called loyalty and passion.
Every Manchester United girl has a big crush on Jesse Lingard, Ander Herrera, and Theo Walcott
Haha. It's all hogwash but this is true. Every girl I know confess to have undying love for the trio. They dream of meeting them and probably take a photo with them, hugs, razzmatazz unlimited. Even though Walcott is not a Manchester United player he hails from Manchester.Tabloids has it that he commutes back and forth from Liverpool and Manchester during EPL season
They have enough man united gear to clothe their entire extended family
Manchester United fans have training jerseys,limited edition jerseys ,historical jerseys, current jerseys and even torn Bobby Charlton's jerseys.
Former manchester united sponsors Vodafone will be surprised at how at how much free marketing the company is getting in Kenya.
They dream of going to Old Trafford
Old Trafford is like the Vatican for Catholics. For Kenyans supporting the most successful English club sitting in one of the 76000 seats at Old Trafford and watching a match with thousands of other fans will top all the achievement of their lifetimes.The greatest joy of being a fan is experiencing it at first hand.
Guinness is giving you a chance to meet Rio Ferdinand at Old Trafford.Visit www.guinness.com for more details.
Written by Ben Mugambi
Haaahahahaa I feel like inciting Man Useless-nited fans to throw stones at you.
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