A FUTURE WIFE MATERIAL IN CAMPUS

Many relationships in campus are founded on basis of carnal lust and sensual debauchery. As a result very few of them manage to survive the test of time and thrive to the happy path of marriage in future. The main reason as to why many of these relationships end up in a fiasco is the wrong choices dudes make in choosing who to date. There is an old adage that goes...

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HOW TO PASS EXAMS WITHOUT ATTENDING LECTURES

In my past articles I have in many occasions addressed the delicate issue of truancy and how it can be detrimental to one's studies in campus. But I'm surprised at how many people still decided to give me a deaf ear. In our class for example there are people who can never attend classes even if the lecturer is as strict as a major in the army, and no matter how dire the...

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WHY GIRLS ARE REJECTING YOU IN CAMPUS

The other day I was talking to a campus friend of mine and he confided in me the way girls he was planning to game have been giving him rough time one after the other. I sought to find out why and upon doing my close investigations I realized he had a problem. First get it in your head that a girl has every right to reject you if she doesn't have deep feelings for you...

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Those Wishes

Sometimes I have these thoughts Random and wild i say Thoughts that make me smile Smile and wish for other things Simpler things Right now I wish I was born in a different age Preferably preindustrial age And precisely in the stone age I know what you are thinking That I am a party pooper And I don't appreciate The good things of today Quite on the contrary I say I will most likely miss the internet And the baked foods and salads But still I will...

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HOW TO APPROACH GIRLS IN CAMPUS WITHOUT APPEARING AWKWARD

Two of the biggest challenges a campus boy faces in seduction process is how to start a convo with a girl and how to climax and finish it without appearing awkward. You spot a really fine chick walking merrily in a group of bevy of beauties and you feel intimidated. You want to approach her but again you feel like your vibe might backfire. Approaching girls in campus...

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KEY POINTS PICKED FROM PROFESSOR GETENGA’S TALK ON ACADEMIC WRITING

For the better part of my campus life, I haven’t gotten to be in the audience of an inspiring, motivating and encouraging session such as that we had with Professor Getenga on the night of 30th Feb 2018 at the Writers Guild Chuka Meeting. The talk was divided into two inspirational parts, one being subjective and the other objective. In the first part, Prof shared his...

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IN THIS MOMENT by Allan Irrow

I've flown to the future, To those castles we've built not yet, To the adventures we've had not yet, To those moments we've spent not yet, And those dreams we've lived not yet, But I want to stay, in this moment. What if the next moment finds us not as us, But as you and me, apart, Or what if it finds you, and my lifeless body,...

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Friends

Well there are those thatCare enough to stick aroundThere are those loyal enoughTo come through for youNo matter what andThere're those who will useAnd toss you whenYou are no longer juicy I am privilege to have metEvery single one of this friendsAnd strangely i don'tRegret knowing eitherSeeSome may have been tryingTo pull me down andSome trying to build me up Just like...

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THE TYPES OF WOMEN I'VE SEEN by Demus Munene

I have seen different kinds of women. Starts from the moment I started dating. Then the evolution started. I have seen women with hearts like stone. No!  Stone isn't the right word. Is there a word for a heart that beats with no sound making you wonder if it's even there. Is there a word for a being that makes you feel the butterflies in your stomach just let...

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'MASIPONSA' by Riziki Tokal

Ninakuja kwa makeke, ujumbe wangu kusema, Ili kwenu usikike, vijana watu wazima, Hasa kwa wana wa kike, kutunza yetu heshima, Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama. Imekuwa lalamiko, toka bara hadi pwani, Vimesheheni vituko, masiponsa vileleni, Chunga hao ni wanoko, hawakupendi yakini, Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama. Ni wakwasi kwelikweli,...

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SOCIETAL DECAY THAT STENCHES.

I am not one of those political analysts who waste our precious time on TV in the guise of breaking down the political atmosphere of the country to the common Mwananchi, while at the same time using Byzantine words and uttering ambiguity. I still wonder how they expect the common citizen to understand all that English of the nose. I am of the strong view that they should...

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RIDHIKENI

Salamu kwa kina dada, nimekuja kuwaponza Nawaombeni wenu muda, hoja nipate kuzihonza Lamu mpaka chuda, niwajuze kinacho nikinza Itakuwaje mliwe na babu buda, ilihali rika zenu mwatulunza Wakutosha ninao ushuhuda, wengi kuuliwa na sponsor Kisa kulipia misaada, ya wao nyie kuwatunza Obado Sharon wakavimbada, na kitoto mwisho kukifyonza Nikiwapa Hii taarifa labda, mtapata...

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TOMORROW COMES

I know for sure that tomorrow comes And I will not be afraid of it as I’ve always been Though it’s a day closer to my grave Though it’s a day closer to the end of the world Though it’s a day closer to losing my senses It’s a day closer to becoming a nobody I will not be afraid of it when it comes. Gone are the days when I feared tomorrow For...

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VOICE OF A MOTHER.

I was never born a haggard harlot Back then, I had a soft heart That believed sex was only a procreation act I never chose to be a deviant I was just tender and bright When life shone on me a different kind of light A light that turned me into the leathery faced town whore. They say sex is like a river And a river can bring life to a place My river gave me a daughter However, upon floods The same river destroys And that’s how my gift turned me...

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THE GAME

I was not created to accept you the way you are, I can and might try but it's not guaranteed, and so I ask of you one thing, to understand me. For I am but a human and I am built to criticize and to judge in order to feed my existence.  So be rude to me too and kill my pride, beliefs and hopes. And let's spend our days with plastic smiles and inverted frowns, clearly...

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10 WAYS TO KNOW A CAMPUS BOY IS FOOLING YOU

by Vincent Owino Often, I tell people that the problem in campus is not with the girls but with the men. When they say the campus girl is not a wife, I say it’s because the campus boy is not a husband in the same place. But where exactly does the ruin begin? It begins with a deception. It begins with a boy lying to a girl that he loves her when he actually doesn’t. The...

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TO HER WITH LOVE.

Hey you, It’s been ages since I last saw you. Ages have added days to your timeline, so I choose this date and time to pen down some lines. Today is your birthday but I won’t ask how old you have gotten since I know how much you hate the word old. I have never forgotten that sweet slap you gave me the last time I used that word on you ha-ha, but I do hope that days have...

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10 THINGS WE DO IN CAMPUS THAT MAKE US TOTALLY SUBHUMAN

Campus is where we develop habits we keep for life. It is where we give definitions about ourselves that we can never change. It is way we paint pictures of ourselves that we can never erase. We should therefore be careful what we do, say or engage in. Here are some of the things we do in campus that totally destroy our internal ego, self-confidence and image. They...

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