pub-4564465823266615 March 2019 ~ Writers Guild Chuka University

Friday, 29 March 2019

NOSTALGIA!



Let’s take a walk down memory lane to the good old days, savor the richness of smells when the rains hit the thirsty soils, the aura of fragrances when green clothes the fields up to the horizons, the tranquility of the hills and plains in the backdrop, where my friends and I would slide down on my father’s wooden Coca-Cola crate. Take a trip down memory lane on the many ‘mtungis’ we took from mama’s store and cut the top off and tow each other along the forest paths, lets have a dip in the cool springs and crystal clear rivers next to my grandfather’s arrow root farm. Welcome down this exciting life where herding tauguht us greater lessons than books will ever do, not that education is lesser, but life’s teachings are incomparable. Let’s play hide and seek in grandpa’s farm and race each other up trees like young monkeys, not that am getting racist, but in that race, the last at the tail had to be called the monkey face.
Welcome all and sit round the night fire and join grandpa in his tales of the Mau Mau war, how our war heroes outwitted the white man, join in his tales of his fight in Burma, the betrayals and sell outs and learn the greatest lesson arithmetic will never teach you, that blood is thicker than water. The tales of giants and ogres who ate disobedient children, idle boys and girls and the old witch who tricked lazy and naughty children and learn the greatest lessons  that early schooling never taught you; bonds, limits and hard work were the cord that held society together.
Not that early schooling is bad but who will teach our kids how to set bird traps, how to catch grasshoppers, skip the ropes, know the meaning of all work with no play, makes Jack a dull boy. Not that early schooling is bad, but who wouldn’t die to re- live these memories that our kids are missing and only hear in stories. Who will tell them tales of the greedy hyena and the clever hare, of the great blacksmith who went into far lands to cast his ore leaving behind his heavily pregnant young wife to the delight of one ugly one- eyed ogre, who will show the young girls how to make flower necklaces and chase after butterflies in the fields.
Who will teach the young boys to handle themselves like the courageous great men they are, harden them to fall, rise up and dust themselves and put on a big smile of bravery? Not that early schooling is bad, but other things matter the most when their time comes knocking. Let kids be kids. Nostalgia!

by Githinji Kiiru.

Friday, 22 March 2019

HII STORY NI NGORI!




Alipokaa chini na kuniambia hiyo story,,
 Huku akitokwa mpaka na machozi,,
           For real bro,,
  Nilikuwa really sorry,,
  Nilitamani kumpea advice ya wale wasee kama akina Oduori,,
  But hii situation ilikuwa tu ngori,,

 
  Hivi ndio alianza,,"Nakumbuka hizo enzi,,,
  Ni kama ilikuwa jana,, Ju,,
  Ile day niliambiwa  kwangu utakuwa zaidi  ya rafiki" yaani mpenzi,,
 
 
  Ilikuwa tu SAA sita  ya mchana,,
  Huyo boy alipenda denzi,,Na aliji-introduce kama Katana,
  Aki sii alikuwa sawa,,sii height,, colour,, na mpaka nywele alikuwa akichana,,
 

  Sikuwahi muona akitumia "weed"
  So I don't know kama na ji-contradict,,
  Nikisema hakuwa "akichana",
  Nilimpenda sana mpaka nikaanza ku-dream eti Mimi na yeye  tukiwa ndani ya KCY..Mercedes       benzi,,
  Pete tukienda kuvishana,, pale kanisani  

 

  Lakini nilikuwa very wrong,
  Huyu boy aliniona kama mshenzi,,
  Nilipomwambia nampenda sana,,
  Alikuja home akiwa mlevi,, na kuanza kusema imepita miezi,,
  Na eti ilikuwa bora tukiachana,,

 

  Yaani alinidanganya eti anafanya kazi kwa ofisi,,,kumbe ni ya ujenzi,,
  Na eti pia...nilijua,,
  hakuwa M-kenya,,
  Eti ye ni M-Ghana,,



   Kumbe all the empty words.. eti mi ni mrembo,,
  Imagine alikuwa anani-compare na Akoko,,
  Yule mama ya Owuor Kembo,,
  Mpaka inamfanya ajiskie kwa kichaka kuwa ye ndio tembo,,,
  Ilikuwa tu kama ile mbiu ya mgambo,,Ambayo ikilia
  Sii unajua tu kuna jambo,,


 

  Sikumbuki tu mwaka,mwezi wiki,,,,nakumbuka pia date,,
  Vile aliniambia eti yeye Hu-deal na wasee campus,,
  Sio  wasee wa  TVET,,,
  Alianza kuni-play na yule dem alikuwa akifanya kazi Cadet,,
  Kumbe jina yake ilikuwa Chebet,,
  Na kuniambia eti alikuwa na doo juu alikuwa pia ana-bet,,
  Na pia alikuwa akitoka huko lower Kabet,,

 

  Sijui mbona aliacha hiyo " e",,
  Ndio iwe  lower Kabete,,
  Coz ilikuwa ni kama mse kuongeza "I",,
  Kwa ile poster ya house to let,,
       
 

  Although its painful,,
  Madem wenzangu..lazima niwaweke up to date,,,
  Coz watu wengine watawapima,,,
  Na kuwa-compare ndio wajue who is greater,,
  Coz these things are real,,
  Na hakuna mse anaweza tell his fate,,
  I wish ningejua nilikuwa nacheza na moto,,
  Huyo boy aliharibu zangu ndoto,,
  Alikimbia na kuniachia mpaka mtoto,,
  Niliogopa mpaka nikaanza kutokwa na chembamba kijoto,,


   Lakini,,
  God alinishika mkono,,
  Ile time watu walini-judge na kunichukia kama konokono,,,,
  Nilijua ni yeye tu atanikubali,,
  Na kwake Sai naelekaza yangu mkono,,
  Niliwasamehe wote,,akina Katana na pia Rono,,

 

  Hii dunia ni all about kuachilia yaliyopita yaani the past,,,
  Na ku-assume that all ilikuwa ni kama part of the dust,,
  Na kuweka all your believe in God,,yaani trust,,
  Kwa Sababu mapenzi yake si optional but ni a must,,

 

  Sai nimeamua ku-focus na kuwa na a sharp eye queue,,
  Kama Kenya Airways,, yaani K.Q,,
  Nimeamua kupanga line ya success,,
  Even though iko  na a long queue,,
  Na I wish nyinyi wote  mngeacha all the unnecessary yaani the excess,,,
  Na kufuata this road to success,,

      By Lennox Omondi
      2019

Tuesday, 12 March 2019

SEX RUINED MY HAPPY RELATIONSHIP



by Vincent Owino

Are you dating? Are you happy? If your answer to both of these questions is yes, then you may agree with this. “A relationship begins to die the moment sex is introduced into it.” These are the exact words of a rueful varsity student who will give it all to just turn back the clock and return to just a year ago. “I will do it right I swear; I will do it all right” He says.

The third year Chuka University student [let’s give him a pseudo name, John; spoke to the Gilder Magazine on the condition of anonymity], claims sex ruined his happy relationship. He had been in a relationship with a girl for two years, which dates back to his form 4 in 2015. Many high school relationships are said to never really work out in the real world, but according to him, theirs was an exception. It was going to work. Echoing his words, she was an amazing lady; beautiful is an understatement. She was smart, principled, godly, bold and very intelligent. A rare breed of girls indeed.

Unlike many high school relationship, even though they were always miles apart, ‘sexting’ had never found its way into their relationship. They never thought about it, not the virtual one, not the real one. Maybe they were naïve, but they were both happy, and it worked out very well for them. They both finished high school (the girl a year after the guy), joined different universities, still together and happy. John explained that nothing made him happier than just thinking of that girl. She was his entire world. She meant more than the world to him, she meant heaven to him.

Then the sad part of it; they gave in to sex almost at the end of their second year in that relationship. Well, they planned, saved, met and bang! It happened! Feeling quite embarrassed and very regretful, John admitted that he suggested it. It might not look like a big deal to you, but according to John, soon after the encounter, it dawned on him how much they had both lost. They could never address each other the same way again. John says he was feeling so guilty that he had broken the most important promise he had made to her; to never give in to sex. “It’s not like she wasn’t okay with it, she was. 

Actually, she was very okay and even wanted a second time. But I wasn’t. I had wronged God, myself and the girl I loved.” Communication between them began to reduce, and yeah, we all know what happens when there is no communication in any relationship. John waited for time to save him but that didn’t seem to work. Anyway, we know the ending to this story and it isn’t a happy one.

After he shared this story with me, I decided to carry out my own survey and realized that most happy relationships in or outside campus, that lead to successful marriages are sexless; do your research. I asked a friend of mine if there is sex in her relationship and the way she looked at me, I didn’t need an answer. To be precise, sex is never in a relationship that is meant to last a lifetime. I will tell you something, ninety-nine percent of youthful today relationships are clogged with sex, that commitment finds a hard time existing in them. Explains why not 1% of marriages today are happy (do your research).


Another friend of mine, a lady, says that if she ever gets into a relationship again, the man will have to put a ring in her finger first, then they can think about sex. She, like John, learnt it the hard way. Though I might be inexperienced, I will give you the same advice John gave me, sex is the last thing you want to do in a relationship that you hope to last forever. I would have much to say of this but space limits me. Besides, sikio la kufa halisikii dawa. The few words are enough to salvage the savable.

Monday, 11 March 2019

FORGIVE YOURSELF




By Virginia Kaggia

It’s easy to forget we aren’t indestructible. Blinded by burning, scaring heights of being on the earth, it is easy to feel untouchable and firmly in control; hands on the wheel, life grasped tight and warm in both fists. We forget we don’t   possess infinite wisdom or the ability to know the outcome of every choice we make. Our skin isn’t dragon scale, our eyes aren’t all seeing and our hearts rarely have what makes sense.

We stumble, we fall.

Sometimes we let people see our tears, our anger and our passion that for some reason we struggle to hide. We love too much, too little or at the wrong time. We are quick to blame or not quick enough.

We laugh when we shouldn’t, grimace when smile should curve our lips. Our attention wander or is focused laser- precise on something not made to last, not worthy of our unwavering concentration.
We hurt ourselves, and others with intention, ignorance and regret.

Lessons learnt, a mistake made and made again, none of these is new. The people before us separated by centuries have tripped over all the same stones we do. Bleeding hearts and self-loathing have crafted stories, plays, paintings and essays that make through time to connect our despairs and joy to that of people long dead.

We are all the same in the sense that we are born knowing but a little. And yet we berate ourselves endlessly for the mistakes we make.

“I should have known better” “I should have seen the signs” “I should have listened” “I should have been there” “ I should have stayed” “I should have left” “I should have said that” “ I should have done that” “I’m stupid, how did this happen” Forgive yourself. Like all before you and all to come you’re human.

Forgive yourself for the mountains we couldn’t climb, the oceans we couldn’t swim. Forgive yourself for the waves you couldn’t ride, the tide you wouldn’t fight. Forgive yourself for not seeing the storm before the clouds, the lightning before the flash.

Forgive yourself for all the times you didn’t know better, and the times you did and acted anyway. There will be more peaks to conquer and more oceans to cross. there will be more storms to brave and moments and choices will appear before you, the opportunity to use what you have learnt.

The pain you’ve caused, the wounds you carry, the scars you hide. Don’t bear the human condition like the upon your back.

We stumble, we fall and we rise. Please forgive yourself.