pub-4564465823266615 December 2018 ~ Writers Guild Chuka University

Friday, 28 December 2018

A FUTURE WIFE MATERIAL IN CAMPUS



Many relationships in campus are founded on basis of carnal lust and sensual debauchery. As a result very few of them manage to survive the test of time and thrive to the happy path of marriage in future.

The main reason as to why many of these relationships end up in a fiasco is the wrong choices dudes make in choosing who to date.

There is an old adage that goes this way "Behind every successful man there is a woman behind."To some extent that is true.No man in his right sense of mind would ever want to end up with a physically attractive woman who lacks intelligence.

As guys our attraction to women is sometimes basic and shallow. We get blinded by women who dazzle our eyes with visual splendour.Lipsticks,mascara,short dresses etc at the expense of reserved girls .Looks are deceiving and not all that shimmers under the sun are gems.

Every dude desires a woman of iron and steel, a paragon of virtues and decorum.And all these should be traced from campus.

Sadly,majority of campus girls are complete reversal.Many of them are party goers .They know more beer brands than the units they are doing in a semester. They gulp large quantities of alcohol than how a camel in marsabit drink water after long distance of waking.

Who's a potential wife material? To help you navigate this dicey matter I have compiled for you some distinct trait you should identify for in a girl.

Dress code

Campus girls are culprits of indecent dressing even when go to class.Rule out those girls who walk around campus donned in camisole tops exposing their navels  and booty shorts showing their thongs. Certainly, this is not the type of girl you would want to introduce to your parents as your would-be wife. They will probably disown that relationship before it happens.

Character

A campus girl devoid of good morals is an ominous sign of a future promiscuous wife likely to destroy your marriage through infidelity and siring children outside wedlock.

With rising cases of STDs ravaging modern marriage, she could be the cause of sending you to early grave before getting to your 40s.

Frugality /Spendings

This should not be interpreted that a girl should be mean with money.A mean girlfriend will most likely emaciate your kids and starve them to death.

Money is essential in any marriage. Without it very little can be achieved.Identify a wife material with the way she budgets her pocket money. No misplaced priorities or grotesque cases of conspicuous-consumption.

If she's the type who spends on irrelevant stuffs, buys guarana first instead of buying handouts,don't wife her.Money is an asset that should be guided at whatever cost.

Written by Ben Mugambi



Wednesday, 26 December 2018

HOW TO PASS EXAMS WITHOUT ATTENDING LECTURES

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In my past articles I have in many occasions addressed the delicate issue of truancy and how it can be detrimental to one's studies in campus. But I'm surprised at how many people still decided to give me a deaf ear.

In our class for example there are people who can never attend classes even if the lecturer is as strict as a major in the army, and no matter how dire the ramifications are.

For a long time now lecturers have been cultivating a plethora of sly lies in the minds of students that the more often you attend classes the higher your chances of doing well in exams. That narrative however, is untrue, stereotypic and ought to be withdrawn.

You can be a regular class attendee and still fail miserably. Attending class also require high level of  attentiveness which many lack.

If you are a perennial class absentee all is not lost for you. The following are the five things you can do to get an easy pass in an exam without stressing yourself into attending strings of lectures.

Attend group discussions

Group discussion is the most potent weapon to guard against dangers of truancy in campus. Simply because what you are taught by your classmates and is discussed in pairs tend to stick better in our minds than what is taught by lecturers in class. If attending lectures somehow burdens you make sure you join an active group discussion composed of geeks alone.

And mark you I said geeks alone because if you join a group where most of the members are jokers, chances of you benefiting will be very minimal. Almost zilch.

It is also advisable that if you are practising truancy you should not stick to one group discussion group. Join as many as you can. Education is a kind of energy flow trophic level taught in secondary school biology. From the time taught in class no student understand a concept one hundred percent. 70 goes to the geeks, 30 percent shared equally among the average minds in class.

Befriend a Nerd

There is always that person who attends all classes, sits in front in class and answers almost every question posed by the don. This is the type of person you should consider forging ties with.

This person probably knows all those difficult calculus sums the lecturer failed to solve in class.

If you make friend with a nerd he will be calling you over to his room from time to time for some remedial classes.

A nerd is a bookwormer and he'll be willing to teach you everything the lecturer taught in class.

Someone once said that "The choice of your friend shapes you." so if you make friend with a nerd you may end up becoming a nerd and stop missing classes.

Transnight like a Night Runner

Here the trick very simple. Borrow notes from your fellow students, copy them and spend the whole night reading them. You will be far much better than the person who just went to class and sat for a two hours lecture wrote notes and never gave a damn to read them thereafter.

Prayers

Seek divine intervention to solve this problem. Truancy is not normal. Idling around university for four subsequent months doing nothing is a matter of urgency.

So make sure you attend revival meetings, morning devotion, every Saturday and Sunday service, don't miss the fortnight keshas.

This will not help bolster your self-confidence but also will allay any anxiety that causes exams phobia.

Cheat (At your own risk)

Truant students are perversely lazy. So if you still find it difficult to practice any of the above mentioned tricks then cheating in exams remain your only option.

Students have devised so many ways of cheating that it even baffles the invigilators. You can scribble a small sheet of 'mwakenya' or sit next to a nerd where you will have an overview of his work, also known as 'giraffing'. Still you can consider sneaking your phone in the exam room. But as you do all these make sure the exam invigilator does not catch you in the act. I bet you know the repercussions. You will not like to be discontinued,will you?


In conclusion I'd like to add that anything short of the above mentioned tricks is nothing but committing academic suicide. It's more like an Al-Quieda suicide bomber trying to kamikaze the white house knowing very well that he will be killed before executing his madcap scheme. Ignore any of the mentioned tricks and we can bet that you will be placing your academics in jeopardy.

Have a truancy semester, won't you?


Written by Ben Mugambi

Thursday, 20 December 2018

WHY GIRLS ARE REJECTING YOU IN CAMPUS

The other day I was talking to a campus friend of mine and he confided in me the way girls he was planning to game have been giving him rough time one after the other. I sought to find out why and upon doing my close investigations I realized he had a problem.

First get it in your head that a girl has every right to reject you if she doesn't have deep feelings for you so avoid catching feelings at all cost. Getting angry at a girl you met a few weeks ago only give her more justification to push you away further.

She will probably say 'aki that guy is weird thanks goodness we didn't hook up."

This friend of mine is not the only one with this kind of problem. A lot of other guys I know are a lot like him.

All you need to do is to take rejection in a cool way and show her that it hasn't affected you even an inch. Otherwise you will struggle with severe cases of self-esteem when it comes to courting the opposite sex in future.

Being rejected by a girl is not a death sentence whereas I can't rule out the fact that it dents your pride and ego badly, teach yourself how to subdue your self-worth and move on. Remember that what can't kill you can only make you strong.


An old cliche has it that 'beautiful girls are not yet born' have this as your mantra and if a girl pulls a rejection slip on you the best way is to pretend that nothing happened. By doing so you will be communicating to her an innuendo that she's not the only girl with a pretty ass in this world.


Then it is extremely vital for you to conform to your league. Avoid hitting on girls who are too classy for you. Such types of girls have grown up believing that they are princess and therefore should be treated as such. It's good to be ambitious but the only way to steer out of campus stress is to play your lane. To be honest I'd like to take a girl like Ngina Kenyatta(The president's daughter) to Bahamas and tell her how beautiful her eyes are but I can't. She'll definitely give me blue ticks at my first proposal. No let me put it this way. Ngina Kenyatta doesn't know if someone like me exist in this world. So I play my league because it gives me a probability of success

The other reason why a girl can reject you is that you are not her type. Depending on preferences campus girls have types. Maybe she's looking for a guy who looks like Pascal Tokodi or Otile Brown or a guy who has Chimano's voice or Jericho Rosales's six packs. Ladies nowadays have conjured a narrative to push what they call "unattractive dudes"away. You'll hear them saying that they'd like to get married to brown skin men so they can give birth to beautiful children. It's hogwash and nonsensical but they are entitled to their fantasy and daydream. So let them be.

The best way to hit multiple girls in campus  is to prove yourself by having something special. Be unique, stand out, be distinct, prominence is key, rise up from solitary state of oblivion, be extraordinary not ordinary. You could be a great rugby player, a talented footballer, a funny comedian. An innovator of something great I don't know just do something great. That way any girl will easily fall for your charm hook line and sinker.

Get it! Upgrade your standard and get started.


Photo credit-Jeniffer Mwangi

Written by Ben Mugambi