pub-4564465823266615 October 2018 ~ Writers Guild Chuka University

Wednesday, 31 October 2018

KEY POINTS PICKED FROM PROFESSOR GETENGA’S TALK ON ACADEMIC WRITING


For the better part of my campus life, I haven’t gotten to be in the audience of an inspiring, motivating and encouraging session such as that we had with Professor Getenga on the night of 30th Feb 2018 at the Writers Guild Chuka Meeting.

The talk was divided into two inspirational parts, one being subjective and the other objective. In the first part, Prof shared his own story, right from his birth, the challenges he faced to get to where he is and how it has been being where he is at the moment. The following are some of the key points I picked from this first part;

#1. Your life is yours if you’re willing to take it
In the traditional set-up in which Prof. Getenga was born, getting an education was the last option anyone had in life considering the many challenges that were glued to it. The area chief had to forcefully sell his father’s flock in order to keep him in school, he couldn’t afford a government school despite passing so well, had his exams cancelled at form four, but still never gave up on education.

The most inspiring part is actually when he had to give up his lifetime dream of becoming an engineer just because his high school couldn’t offer him Physics. Who does that? Just imagining if that was me, I would even transfer to a Ugandan school just to do what I want. I’m not saying it’s wrong to follow dreams and to work hard for them, but sometimes, we focus so much on the closed door that we don’t even see the open doors. If Prof. had stood for Physics no matter what, right now, Chuka University would be lacking a professor in Analytical and Environmental Chemistry and a Director of Research.

We do not know our destiny and despite knowing what we want, we don’t know what we need. So let’s not pretend like we can decide our own destiny. We can try, fail, try again, fail and keep trying, but if we keep ignoring open doors because we want better…, hmm…, I don’t even know what might happen.

#2. Failure is not the end your story, it is the beginning of your comeback story
I’m sure you’ve heard a thousand stories of those who failed and tried again until they succeeded. But here is another one. Prof. Getenga passed CPE very well but couldn’t join a government sponsored school due to fee, but still joined a Harambee school and pushed on with life. His exams were cancelled in form four due to incrimination by a fellow, but still didn’t quit, decided to repeat, and passed. He was denied the chance to do Physics in high school, which would enable him do engineering, his dream course, but still didn’t quit. Probably, that’s the only reason he’s now a professor of Chemistry.

‘Failure is success in progress’, so said Einstein. Even Prof. Getenga echoed it, do not give up despite the turbulence on the way. Obstacles are there to make you better. If you fail, get up and try again. If you fail again, don’t worry, just get up and try again. If you aren’t dead, you haven’t failed entirely. You still have a chance.

#3. Don’t collect money, collect memories
You can sit down with Prof. Getenga talking about the people he has met, the places he has been, the things he has done, and you’d only be removed by dusk and the following morning you’d be sure to be right at his feet. It is so adorable. Money, we will leave when we die. But memories are part of us, we will take them with us to the grave and we will cherish them forever. I do tell some minions that it is not always about money. Not everything I do is about money.

Echoing Prof. Getenga’s words, “I might not have a lot of money, but I am proud of the life I have lived. I am better off than those who have amassed wealth through ungodly ways.” I am not dedicating my life to collecting wealth, I am devoting myself to collecting memories. And some day when I’ll be old, on my deathbed, I won’t be looking with agitation at the wealth I have collected that can’t save me from the face of death or make me young again, but I will be thinking of all the memories I’ve collected and smiling all the way into eternity.

#4. Humility is not just a virtue, it is the best principle
Image result for Prof. GetengaDid you know, that in the whole of Chuka University, there are only four full professors, and Prof. Getenga is one of them, alongside the VC and the two DVCs. All the rest are called professors but are simply associate professors. Again, just in case you didn’t know, Prof. Getenga is the director of research, extension and publications in Chuka University. But still, he could lower himself to the level of talking to the young minds at Writers Guid, encouraging and mentoring them. How many professors can do that? Let alone professors, there are some assistant lecturers who are too ‘busy’ to even e consulted for just 20 minutes.

I have gotten to see Prof. Getenga’s humility for myself, and it made me happy that he associated it greatly with his success. This was even echoed by Joshua, the best graduating student of 2018, who accompanied professor. If you aren’t humble, then it isn’t far you’re reaching.

In the second part of the talk, which was more of objective, Prof. Getenga tried to answer some of the most disturbing questions about academic writing. I picked up these key points;

#1. Acadmic writing is different from online writing
If you came with the thought that academic writing implies that stuff you do online and then get paid, I’m sure you were disappointed. No one would invite a professor to talk about that kind of stuff. Anyway, online writing is a talk for another day, but clearly, it isn’t anywhere close to academic writing from how professor described academic writing.

#2. Academic writing is built on research
I know many must have thought earlier that academic writing is writing for academic purposes. However, prof. clearly described what academic writing entails and the process of producing an academic paper.

In layman’s terms. Academic writing is the process of coming up with an academic paper. An academic paper is a document in which the findings of a research has been documented. A research is a systematic investigation of an issue in order to provide a solution.

#3. There is no need to write an academic paper if you don’t know how to
For an academic paper to be published in a recognised credible journal, it has to meet given set standards. If it can’t meet the standards, then it can’t be published. Therefore, at an undergraduate level, students are taught research methods for the first time in fourth year. Before then, a student might not be equipped with the right skills to write an academic paper and therefore trying to might be a waste of time. Professor’s indirect advice was therefore that it is better to wait till fourth-year in order to write an academic paper, but of course, trying is not forbidden, and personal learning is not forbidden either.

#4. The process of publishing an academic paper
In order to get an academic paper to be published, one has to go through a given process. First, after reaching out to the publisher/editor in chief of a research journal, one is provided with a set of instructions known as instructions to authors. Within is contained the objectives of the journal and the formats in which the journal’s papers are presented. Once an author affirms that his/her paper conforms to the particular journal, then it is forwarded for consideration.

The chief editor reviews the paper if it fits for publication in the journal. If it is, it does, it is considered for publication. If it doesn’t, it is not considered. Once the paper passes that stage, it is sent to three different peer reviewers, who review the paper again to see if it is suitable for publication. The reviewers check for such things as plagiarism, authenticity, if the paper is presenting anything new, among other things. If the paper passes this stage as well, it will surely be published.

#5. Take your fourth-year project serious
If you ever dream of becoming an academician (a professor), then the journey begins with your fourth year project. Apart from the post-doc studies, it is the publications you make that make you rise from a senior lecturer, to an associate professor and finally to a professor. Therefore, the fourth-year project is just the first among many for an academician and should thus be taken with a lot of seriousness.


There you have it friends. I hope you grasp something as well. If you grasped something I didn’t capture, please add it in the comments section for everyone to learn it as well.

by Vincent Owino

IN THIS MOMENT by Allan Irrow



I've flown to the future,
To those castles we've built not yet,
To the adventures we've had not yet,
To those moments we've spent not yet,
And those dreams we've lived not yet,
But I want to stay, in this moment.

What if the next moment finds us not as us,
But as you and me, apart,
Or what if it finds you, and my lifeless body,
Will you be able to recall,
The priceless moments we shared,
The timeless memories we created,
So I want to stay, in this moment.

To walk away from this moment, I want not,
From the moment,
When you let me trust you, and trusted me back,
When you let me love you, and loved me back
When you let me see your worst, and best.
I want to stay, in this moment.

If I could; I'd pause this moment.
If I could, I'd halt the seconds.
If I could, I'd freeze time, and let us strand,
Forever, in this moment,
Because in this moment, you are mine. 

by Allan Irrow 

Saturday, 27 October 2018

Friends

Well there are those that
Care enough to stick around
There are those loyal enough
To come through for you
No matter what and
There're those who will use
And toss you when
You are no longer juicy

I am privilege to have met
Every single one of this friends
And strangely i don't
Regret knowing either
See
Some may have been trying
To pull me down and
Some trying to build me up

Just like setting up a building
First you must break ground
Destroy and painfully level
Then step by step
Brick after brick raise it
But that they didn't realize

Believe it not friends
You did all that to me for me
And always there for me
Or at least with me
See then when i was sad
Your smile kept me going
I was lonely you kept me company

I shall cherish memories shared
And in my heart you are immortal
We may part but i shall remember
Goodbyes and the stupid farewells
I am so sad
I wish there was another way

But even we don't meet again
And the mind forgets you
Rest assured my heart will
Always remember
Tell you what
You are all my friends
You are my family

wandez.. 

Wednesday, 24 October 2018

THE TYPES OF WOMEN I'VE SEEN by Demus Munene



I have seen different kinds of women. Starts from the moment I started dating. Then the evolution started.

I have seen women with hearts like stone. No!  Stone isn't the right word. Is there a word for a heart that beats with no sound making you wonder if it's even there. Is there a word for a being that makes you feel the butterflies in your stomach just let you realize it's all just in your head. A heart that retains your finger print just to put you in a contact list that will only be used when in need of something. Is there a word for that? 
I don't know but if someday you decide to become that kind of woman, make sure you have all the  right reasons for it and remember you have me to not turn into that kind.

I have seen women who value what they see more than what they feel. women who think of quantity way more than quality. I have been approached with far too many pickup lines that let me see through their full being the second they opened their mouth. The type of women who rush to make a man's body their temple and worship him just to convert the second there's a better looking one insight.
So if someday you decide to become that kind of woman be careful not to mistake lust for love and remember you have me to not turn into that kind.

I have seen good women. The kind of women that make you wonder what the world would be like if they didn't exist. The kind of women that make you experience that feeling you used to have as a kid when you see the ice cream truck coming. The kind of women who will put their finger print on your soul not because they're scared of oblivion but because you are the the centerpiece of their addiction and they just can't keep their hands off you. I have seen the kind of women with such a good heart and they don't even know it and that makes them indefinable.
So if someday you decide to become that kind of woman make sure not to let your kindness be taken for weakness and remember you have me not to let that happen.


©Prince_Demus

by Munene Demus (Prince_Demus)

Photo Credits: Adique Photography.

Monday, 22 October 2018

'MASIPONSA' by Riziki Tokal



Ninakuja kwa makeke, ujumbe wangu kusema,
Ili kwenu usikike, vijana watu wazima,
Hasa kwa wana wa kike, kutunza yetu heshima,
Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama.

Imekuwa lalamiko, toka bara hadi pwani,
Vimesheheni vituko, masiponsa vileleni,
Chunga hao ni wanoko, hawakupendi yakini,
Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama.

Ni wakwasi kwelikweli, pesa tele mifukoni,
Lakini ni makatili, pulika wangu mwendani,
Bura yako sibadili, kwa kutamani rehani,
Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama,

Usifuate tamaa, ukasahau mauti,
Hawachoki kuhadaa, kwa huba za chokileti,
Wakikufwata kataa, sihadaike na noti,
Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama.

Thamani kwao hauna, chunga hao ni mafisi,
Pindi wakishakuchuna, watatoweka kwa kasi,
Na katu hutawaona, imekwisha yenu kesi,
Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama.

Acheni kujiumbua, kwa kuvitaka vya ghali,
Masiponsa wanaua, ina sumu yao mili,
Wahepeni nawambia, wanashinda Pilipili.
Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama,

Mwisho hapa natuama, siwezi tena andika,
Ujumbe niliosema, ushikeni kwa haraka,
Musije uweke nyuma, moyoni kuufundika,

Si watu waone vile, masiponsa ni wanyama


Na Riziki Tokal

Monday, 15 October 2018

SOCIETAL DECAY THAT STENCHES.


I am not one of those political analysts who waste our precious time on TV in the guise of breaking down the political atmosphere of the country to the common Mwananchi, while at the same time using Byzantine words and uttering ambiguity. I still wonder how they expect the common citizen to understand all that English of the nose. I am of the strong view that they should stick to practicing their political analysis in lecture theatres and leave us alone to enjoy our soap operas in peace.

Anyway, away from our learned friends. I am still holed up in a Kamukunji with me, myself and I still arguing as to whether I should blast some people with insults because of their blatant display of ignorance as they continuously cause mother earth pain due to their nature-destructive ways.  I hope none of my fiery insults will find themselves in any of the following sentences, as I hit the keys on this board, but if they do, well, I am so not sorry!

First, I will address myself to our honorable leaders who after all, are not so honorable anyway. I still don’t understand how a representative of the people will stab at the back, the same people who so generously showered them with their precious votes during the elections! Your people cry of food insecurity, but hey! Look who just grabbed land in a wetland and put up huge buildings there? Your people cry of water shortage but look! Who just cleared acres of forest for their pockets sake? Your people cry of their land giving up on them, look! Who just dumped tons and tons of waste on agricultural land? look who just signed the papers illegally for some rich tycoon to set up shop next to our rivers and when diseases break out, we have no one to turn to because your evil, twisted ways push us down the drains, and our lives become much more unbearable. Your political gimmicks our dear leaders, are the end of Mother Nature, and when she is gone, we go down with her.

To my fellow citizens, I am now very sick and tired of your ignorance and continuous pathetic excuses of “I didn’t know”. Doesn’t that repetition burst your eardrums?! You dump domestic waste anyhow, a walk down these streets tell of a tale of waste, sore to the eye and your excuse? It’s the government’s work to take care of your waste for you. Till when for you to stop shifting your responsibilities to others. You cut down trees for fuel, and you expect us to let you be because it’s your only source of fuel, how ignorant? You don’t even care about what you are cutting down, as long as its’ physical attributes are fit for it to be called a tree, then fire wood and charcoal it becomes. You don’t care how many elephants are remaining in the world, but as long as its tusks are large enough for some hefty notes and silver, then it’s game for you.

If the Pharisees during Jesus’ time were still alive, then am pretty sure they would be complaining to him for calling them hypocrites while the big ones are you and me. Our fear of responsibility and over dependence of the government has turned us into robots who can’t think for themselves. We are a people with eyes but do not see what we are turning our world into, a people with ears but can’t hear mother earth’s cry of help, because we are so engulfed in exploiting her resources that we don’t see the harm we do to her. The moment she strikes back, everyone is up in arms shifting blames and pointing an accusing finger to the governments of the day, forgetting, not even the strongest or most stable government can tone down Mother Nature’s vengeance, because, she hits where it hurts the most.
        By Githinji Kiiru.                    

Thursday, 11 October 2018

RIDHIKENI



Salamu kwa kina dada, nimekuja kuwaponza
Nawaombeni wenu muda, hoja nipate kuzihonza
Lamu mpaka chuda, niwajuze kinacho nikinza
Itakuwaje mliwe na babu buda, ilihali rika zenu mwatulunza

Wakutosha ninao ushuhuda, wengi kuuliwa na sponsor
Kisa kulipia misaada, ya wao nyie kuwatunza
Obado Sharon wakavimbada, na kitoto mwisho kukifyonza
Nikiwapa Hii taarifa labda, mtapata kujifunza

Ridhikeni na hali zenu, sikimbilie paka mzee
Upatacho ngali finyu, mauti sijilimbikize
Ni hatari si fununu, kutoroka we jikaze
Madondo chapo ndio menu, 5 star sivizevize

Jowi na Monica, Habari hizi zishawafikia
Maskini na visu akadungika, bila hata kuhurumia
Kisa kudata daka, na yeyote anayemvizia
Jambo hili latia shaka, yaarabi najililia

Nasibu natapatapa, simanzi menikazia
Wino meshuka paa, sakafuni memalizia
Wachaneni na kina papa, mwisho wao kujutia
Kikomo nakieka hapa, siwafanye zidi kulia